Save a trip to the ER – let the pros blow off those fireworks.
Flip flops. That’s it. Flip flops.
You’re running out of time to invite me to your beach house.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I’m not lazy – I’m just in energy saving mode.
Vacation calories don’t count.
Happy “Unsticking Your Thighs From Plastic Chairs” season!
Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.