Rock Line

Save a trip to the ER – let the pros blow off those fireworks.

Flip flops. That’s it. Flip flops.

You’re running out of time to invite me to your beach house.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I’m not lazy – I’m just in energy saving mode.

Vacation calories don’t count.

Happy “Unsticking Your Thighs From Plastic Chairs” season!

Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.