Keep calm and turn the A/C on.
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.
We don’t Skinny Dip. We Chunky Dunk.
Goodbye July. That was quick.
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
I’ll be there in a Prosecco.
Hocus pocus – I’m brokus.
A cold beer on a hot summer day is like… a cold beer on any day – YUM!